Haber kameras\u0131n\u0131n m\u00fcsaade etti\u011fi kadar\u0131yla CHP Meclis grup toplant\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 izliyorum. \u201cDeniz Baykal hayranlar\u0131…\u201d zihnimden ge\u00e7en bu tan\u0131ma nas\u0131l da uyuyorlar. Okumu\u015f \u00e7ocuklar, se\u00e7ilmi\u015f de gelmi\u015fler.<\/p>\n
Hep oldu\u011fu gibi Deniz Baykal k\u00fcrs\u00fcde \u201cDe\u011ferli arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u201d dedi\u011fi sevgili hayranlar\u0131n\u0131 bilgilendiriyor, e\u011fitiyor, ayd\u0131nlat\u0131yor, y\u00f6nlendiriyor. Onlara, ba\u015fbakan\u0131n bir \u015feyh olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, itiraz edilemez bir \u015feyh edas\u0131yla\/havas\u0131yla. Onlara, ba\u015fbakan\u0131 ele\u015ftiriyor\/\u015fikayet ediyor: \u201cAktif pazarlama yap\u0131yorsun. Yabanc\u0131ya mal sat\u0131yorsun. Ko\u00e7\u2019un haberi olmuyor!\u201d<\/p>\n
Hane halk\u0131 acayip kar\u015f\u0131lamasa\/tedirgin olmasa\/sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan \u015f\u00fcphelenmese TV\u2019nin kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda ba\u011f\u0131rarak duyuraca\u011f\u0131m sesimi Say\u0131n Baykal\u2019a: \u201cKo\u00e7\u2019un avukat\u0131 m\u0131s\u0131n?\u201d<\/p>\n
Olanlardan sanki milletin haberi var.<\/p>\n
Olanlardan sanki Baykal hayranlar\u0131n\u0131n haberi var.<\/p>\n
Olanlar\u0131 sanki Baykal anlam\u0131\u015f, b\u00fct\u00fcn T\u00fcrkiye ad\u0131na anlam\u0131\u015f, bir tek Ko\u00e7\u2019un habersiz oldu\u011funu g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f…<\/p>\n
\u201cKo\u00e7\u2019un avukat\u0131 m\u0131s\u0131n?\u201d sorumuz bilgisizlik alan\u0131na ka\u00e7abilir. Ko\u00e7-CHP dayan\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 gelenektir zira.<\/p>\n
Yass\u0131ada\u2019da Menderes duru\u015fmalar\u0131nda tan\u0131k olan baba Ko\u00e7\u2019un hakime notu vard\u0131r: \u201cCHP\u2019ye de parasal destekte bulundum.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sat\u0131\u015flardan Say\u0131n Baykal\u2019\u0131n duydu\u011fu rahats\u0131zl\u0131k, sanki sadece Ko\u00e7\u2019un haberinin olup olmamas\u0131yla s\u0131n\u0131rl\u0131. Bu \u00fclke i\u00e7in hi\u00e7bir endi\u015fesi yok. Yine de ma\u015faallah…<\/p>\n
Yoksa Ko\u00e7\u2019u yeterince tan\u0131m\u0131yor mu Say\u0131n Baykal? Ko\u00e7 ki bu \u00fclkenin Ko\u00e7\u2019udur, her \u015feyden \u00f6nce onun haberi olur. Galataport\u2019u ka\u00e7\u0131rmas\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclebilinir mi?<\/p>\n
Bedava olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in almam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. \u0130stanbul ormanlar\u0131n\u0131, \u0130zmit K\u00f6rfezi\u2019ni yalvara, yalvara-rica, minnet vermediler mi o g\u00fcnlerin konutlusu, k\u00f6\u015fkl\u00fcs\u00fc. \u00c7ankaya bah\u00e7esini de bonuslayacakt\u0131 az daha.<\/p>\n
Ucuz ucuz T\u00fcpra\u015f, bedavan\u0131n ad\u0131 T\u00fcpra\u015f…<\/p>\n
Baykal\u2019\u0131n i\u00e7i rahat. Hayranlar\u0131 hayran…<\/p>\n
Sat\u0131yorum, sat\u0131yorum fabrikalar, k\u00f6pr\u00fcler, yollar, tarlalar, i\u00e7inde adamlar; haydi sat\u0131yorum!<\/p>\n
Masaya vurulur bir yumruk: \u201cSatt\u0131rmam!\u201d<\/p>\n
O g\u00fcnler ge\u00e7ti, \u00fczerimizden tanklar ge\u00e7ti.<\/p>\n
Art\u0131k Ko\u00e7\u2019un haberi var. Baykal\u2019\u0131nki de evham i\u015fte. Ger\u00e7i sen savunursan ne olur, savunmasan ne olur?<\/p>\n
Yoksa bir kurnazl\u0131k m\u0131 Say\u0131n Baykal\u2019\u0131n bu hali veya bu halsizli\u011fi? B\u00fclent Ersoy\u2019la an\u0131lmaktan yoruldu\u011fundan, tercihini Ko\u00e7\u2019la an\u0131lmak \u015f\u0131kk\u0131 i\u00e7in mi kullan\u0131yor?<\/p>\n
\u015eimdi bir h\u00fbk\u00fcmet \u00fcyesi kalksa dese ki say\u0131n Baykal\u2019a: \u201cSiz neden haber vermediniz?\u201d olmaz, soramazlar. Zeka seviyesi meselesi… Baykal biraz daha rahat.<\/p>\n
Baykal neden b\u00fcy\u00fck adam?<\/p>\n
Ko\u00e7\u2019un haberinin olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan haberi olan adam!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Haber kameras\u0131n\u0131n m\u00fcsaade etti\u011fi kadar\u0131yla CHP Meclis grup toplant\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 izliyorum. \u201cDeniz Baykal hayranlar\u0131…\u201d zihnimden ge\u00e7en bu tan\u0131ma nas\u0131l da uyuyorlar. Okumu\u015f \u00e7ocuklar, se\u00e7ilmi\u015f de gelmi\u015fler. [Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eskimakale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}