– Vay the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba vay! \u015eapkan ba\u015f\u0131nda, durmu\u015fsun G\u00fcniz Sokak\u2019\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda, konu\u015fuyorsun yahu.<\/p>\n
– Mikrofon uzat\u0131rlarsa konu\u015furum, dinleyen olursa konu\u015furum, binaenaleyh ben konu\u015ftuk\u00e7a dindar olurum.<\/p>\n
– Olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n bir o mu kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 the \u015fapkal\u0131 baba? Dindar oldu\u011fun i\u00e7in mi Arabistan dedin yahu?<\/p>\n
– Cuntac\u0131lardan korkar\u0131m yavrum Mesut! Binaenaleyh \u015fapkan\u0131 al git dediler, gittim. \u015eimdi de dindar oldu\u011fumu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorlar.<\/p>\n
– Onlar\u0131n ne dedi\u011fi \u00f6nemli de\u011fil the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba. Sen ne diyorsun yahu?<\/p>\n
– Gitsinler, dedim yavrum Mesut! Binaenaleyh mahkeme karar\u0131 var.<\/p>\n
– Kimin ne yapaca\u011f\u0131 sana ne the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba? Sen yasalar\u0131n eksi\u011fini mi tamaml\u0131yorsun, yoksa bir k\u0131s\u0131m insanlar\u0131 tehdit mi ediyorsun yahu?<\/p>\n
– Hakim kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na gidip gelmekten bir \u015feyler \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015fsin yavrum Mesut! Binaenaleyh yasa filan diyorsun. Yasak yasak derken, yasa demen fevkalade iyi olmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
– Ben demokrasiye inan\u0131r\u0131m the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba. Ne diyece\u011fine, nereye gidece\u011fime kendim karar veririm yahu.<\/p>\n
– Y\u0131ld\u0131zlar\u0131 sayd\u0131\u011f\u0131n g\u00fcnleri ne \u00e7abuk unuttun yavrum Mesut. Binaenaleyh tanklar\u0131 g\u00f6ren sen de\u011fil mi idin?<\/p>\n
– Uzun havalar\u0131n yol g\u00f6stereni de sendin the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba. Hem ben bedel \u00f6d\u00fcyorum yahu.<\/p>\n
– Ben de \u00f6deyeyim diyorum yavrum Mesut. Binaenaleyh \u00c7ankaya\u2019da \u00f6desem olmaz m\u0131? Fevkalade \u00f6zledim oralar\u0131.<\/p>\n
– Ne kadar ki\u015fi Arabistan\u2019a giderse sana yol a\u00e7\u0131lacak the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba? Orada otururken ne yapt\u0131n da \u015fimdi \u00e7\u0131ksan ne yapacaks\u0131n? Eski duvakla yeni gelin hesab\u0131 yahu!<\/p>\n
– Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmadan oturmak ho\u015fuma gitmiyor yavrum Mesut. Binaenaleyh seni de yan\u0131ma al\u0131r\u0131m. Cuntac\u0131lar fevkalade azald\u0131 diyorlar…<\/p>\n
– \u015eapkan d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, kelin g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Vay the \u015eapkal\u0131 Baba vay! \u015eapkan ba\u015f\u0131nda, durmu\u015fsun G\u00fcniz Sokak\u2019\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda, konu\u015fuyorsun yahu. – Mikrofon uzat\u0131rlarsa konu\u015furum, dinleyen olursa konu\u015furum, binaenaleyh ben konu\u015ftuk\u00e7a dindar [Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eskimakale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}