\u201cMemura kira yard\u0131m\u0131 geliyor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131 \u201cBa\u015fkan\u201d s\u0131fat\u0131yla yazan ve b\u00f6yle yazmakla Amerikanvari bir hava verdi\u011fini (ama hamburgersiz) sanan \u201cSabah\u201d sitesinin ilk haberi bu c\u00fcmle ile duyurulmu\u015ftu. (18.05.2023)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bir m\u00fcjde gibi…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBa\u015fkan Erdo\u011fan talimat verdi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Memur olmayanlar\u0131n, memurlara do\u011fru bak\u0131p, imrenmeyle kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k \u201cHadi gene iyisiniz\u201d yumu\u015fakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ayar\u0131n\u0131, i\u015fte b\u00f6yle verir yanda\u015f bir gazete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
22 y\u0131ll\u0131k hayalleri ger\u00e7ek olmu\u015f gibi: \u201cMemurlara kira yard\u0131m\u0131 geliyor!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Memurlar… \u201cBekleyen dervi\u015f.\u201d Madem ki y\u00fczy\u0131l bizim. Onlar\u0131 da g\u00f6rmek laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBenim memurum i\u015fini bilir\u201d a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lamal\u0131 bir sa\u011f iktidardan, memuru kira \u00f6deyemez, \u00f6demekte g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fck \u00e7eker g\u00fcnlerinin iktidar\u0131na ermek…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Memura yard\u0131m. Fakat alan\u0131 belli; kira. Ev sahiplerinin \u015fikayetlerini \u00f6nlemek olmas\u0131n maksatlar\u0131. Biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcnce yani.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Verilen talimat do\u011frultusunda \u201c\u0130l ve il\u00e7e baz\u0131nda rakamlar belirlenecek\u201dmi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ey ev sahipleri, ne istedi\u011finizi bize s\u00f6yleyiniz, ilan\u0131n\u0131 yapsayd\u0131 bir iktidar g\u00fcc\u00fc, yani medya sitesi, reklam spotlar\u0131 ancak bu kadar hitap edici olurdu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dolayl\u0131 vergi olur da, dolayl\u0131 sevindirme olmaz m\u0131? Oluyor i\u015fte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arad\u0131\u011f\u0131m malzemeyi daha ilk raflar\u0131nda ambalajl\u0131 ve haz\u0131r buldu\u011fum ve bir market sayd\u0131\u011f\u0131m Sabah sitesinin, bir ba\u015fka site gazetecisinin \u201cBir ayd\u0131r yazm\u0131yor (Son yaz\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n tarihi 1 Nisan) ve hi\u00e7 kimse de merak etmiyor… Gazetesi de resmi bir a\u00e7\u0131klama yapmad\u0131\u201d c\u00fcmleleriyle duyurdu\u011fu \u00fcnl\u00fc yazar\u0131 Engin Ard\u0131\u00e7\u2019a hem tekrar ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun demek, hem de dolay\u0131s\u0131yla yanda\u015f medya hallerinden biri-nin kayd\u0131n\u0131 tescillendirmek istiyorum. (Duyuran gazeteci HaberT\u00fcrk\u2019ten Oray E\u011fin. 02.05.2023 \u2013 Yapma be Engin)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBu sefer gidiyorum galiba, dedim\u201d diyerek 9 Mart\u2019ta rahats\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ilan eden Engin Ard\u0131\u00e7\u2019\u0131n, son yaz\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n yakla\u015f\u0131k iki ay\u0131na bakt\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOmurgalar\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015fkalar\u0131na teslim etmi\u015f\u201d tespitinin yan\u0131nda \u201c\u00a0<\/a>Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019na d\u00fczenli hakaret etmesi\u201dnin ustal\u0131k say\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131, \u201c\u00c7ok \u00e7abuk unutulacak\u201d ve \u201cOkunmas\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u201d Sabah yazar\u0131, muhalefete muhalif h\u00fccumlarda bulunurken, yapmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir \u015fey vard\u0131: Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131 \u00f6vmek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sessizli\u011fin sebebi bu olabilir mi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ben isterdim ki, mizah\u0131 yok eden, yasaklayan AKP iktidar\u0131nda, ironi yapabilecek ve n\u00fckteler \u00fcretebilecek bir yazarlar\u0131 olsun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Niye mi? \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc, nutuklar\u0131ndaki hitaplar\u0131n\u0131 da kendi \u00fcretmek zorunda kalan Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n \u201cBay Bay Kemal\u201d demem espri say\u0131ls\u0131n emirli konu\u015fmalar\u0131, Engin Ard\u0131\u00e7\u2019\u0131n Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu konulu yaz\u0131lar\u0131 gibiydi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u015eimdi biz burada, Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n \u201cBay Bay Kemal\u201d dedi\u011fini hat\u0131rlatt\u0131k ya, herkesin akl\u0131na, Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin, soyad\u0131 dolay\u0131s\u0131yla \u00f6vg\u00fcye durdu\u011fu Say\u0131n S\u00fc-leyman Soylu gelmi\u015ftir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Zira o da konu\u015fmu\u015f Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan gibi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Videosuna ula\u015f\u0131m engeli yasa\u011f\u0131 konmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sand\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z Say\u0131n Soylu\u2019nun yan\u0131nda durmu\u015f, hitaptan haberli ve g\u00fclmeye ayarl\u0131 konu mankeni partililerin, bu ucuzlu\u011fa neden alet edildiklerini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmemeleri de\u011fil vurgulamak istedi\u011fi-miz nokta. Herhalde ileride torunlar\u0131na verecekleri bir savunmalar\u0131 vard\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00d6zge\u00e7mi\u015finde, bu \u00fclkenin 2016\u2019dan beri \u0130\u00e7i\u015fleri Bakan\u0131 s\u0131fat\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yan politikac\u0131 yazan\u00a0<\/a>S\u00fcleyman Soylu\u2019nun \u201cPat Pat kemal\u201d g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc hitab\u0131n\u0131 duyan bir p\u00eeri faninin, \u201cBu nasipsizlik niye? \u0130\u00e7i\u015fleri Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 siyasi nezaket adresine \u00e7ok mu uzak?\u201d sorusuna bir cevab\u0131 var m\u0131 acaba?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sosyal medya payla\u015f\u0131mc\u0131lar\u0131 birbirine soruyor: \u201cHi\u00e7 bir vaadi, plan ve program\u0131 olmamas\u0131na ra\u011fmen \u00fclkemizin gelece\u011fine dair; Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin partisi, neden baraj alt\u0131da kalmad\u0131 da, onun dahi \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir netice al\u0131nd\u0131?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0130nsan\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n burada hesaba katmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 iki \u00f6zelli\u011fi var Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin. Birin-cisi, iktidar\u0131n en zay\u0131f oldu\u011fu bir anda, bir deme\u00e7le ona y\u00f6n vermek ve \u00fclkemizi felaha \u00e7\u0131karmak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n AKP h\u00fck\u00fcmeti, ekonomik krizlerden birine daha girdi\u011fi g\u00fcnlerde, saray\u0131n ekonomistlerinden biri yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 toplant\u0131da ne demi\u015fti? Porsiyonlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcltme devrine geldik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Saraydan \u00fclke \u00e7ap\u0131na yay\u0131lan bu porsiyon k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcltme emri gerekli iyile\u015fmeyi sa\u011flayamad\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, ne olmu\u015ftu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Devreye Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli girmi\u015fti, acil ekonomistlerden oldu\u011fundan. Ve ne de-mi\u015fti Say\u0131n bah\u00e7eli, kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na partililerini al\u0131p?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAsk\u0131da ekmek projesini ba\u015flat\u0131yorum.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ve partisinin \u0130stanbul \u0130l Ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 da hemen destek vermi\u015fti, twitter hesaplar\u0131 \u00fczerinden: \u201cSay\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin \u2018Ask\u0131da ekmek\u2019 kampanyas\u0131na i\u015ftirak ediyo-ruz.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin bu at\u0131l\u0131m\u0131n\u0131n, bu m\u00fcdahalesinin dayana\u011f\u0131 ne idi? Onu da hem kendisi, hem de te\u015fkilat\u0131n\u0131n insanlar\u0131 vurgulam\u0131\u015flard\u0131: \u201cKom\u015fusu a\u00e7 iken tok yatan bizden de\u011fildir, hadis-i \u015ferifi.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n AKP iktidar\u0131n\u0131, kom\u015fular\u0131n bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7 yatanlar s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131na sokan ve bu s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 s\u00fcrekli art\u0131ran \u00f6z\u00fcr\u00fcyle anlatmadan, yani onlara toz kondurmadan, d\u00fcnyaya \u00f6rnek \u201cAsk\u0131da ekmek\u201d mucitli\u011fidir, bug\u00fcn <\/a>MHP<\/a>\u2019nin baraj \u00fcst\u00fc kalma sebebi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAsk\u0131da ekmek\u201d 22 y\u0131ll\u0131k AKP iktidar\u0131n\u0131n, yakla\u015f\u0131k 18\u2019inci y\u0131l\u0131nda olmu\u015ftu ve bug\u00fcn \u201cDin\u201d \u00fczerinden AKP\u2019ye kaybettirmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan ve \u015fairin \u201cEy ye\u015fil sa-r\u0131kl\u0131 ulu hocalar\u201d dediklerine \u00f6yk\u00fcnmeyi marifet sayanlar\u0131n hi\u00e7 biri, \u201cKom\u015fusu a\u00e7 iken tok yatan bizden de\u011fildir\u201d hadis-i \u015ferifinin \u00fclke \u00e7ap\u0131nda uygulanmaya konmas\u0131, iktidar\u0131n ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n tescillenmesidir, diyememi\u015fti. Bu da bir g\u00fcn sorgulanacakt\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Neyse, ge\u00e7elim. Konumuz, AKP\u2019ye oy vermek i\u00e7in gerek\u00e7e, bahane ve delil uydurma derdine d\u00fc\u015fen insanlar\u0131m\u0131z de\u011fil, Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli idi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ve gelelim Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin ikinci \u00f6zelli\u011fine: Ku\u015flardan iyi anlayan AKP ittifak\u00e7\u0131s\u0131 yegane politikac\u0131 olmas\u0131na. 25 \u015eubat 2023 tarihli ve\u00a0<\/a>Deprem\u00a0Y\u0131k\u0131c\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131na Kar\u015f\u0131 Defterimizden Yap\u0131c\u0131 Notlar, ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131m\u0131zda birka\u00e7 c\u00fcmle ile anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131z:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSay\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n, \u2018Sezen Aksu T\u00fcrk m\u00fczi\u011finin \u00f6nemli bir ismidir, eyvallah\u2019 (Geri ad\u0131m\u0131n\u0131) demesini beklemeden s\u00f6yledikleri de not defterlerindedir Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Bu sanat\u00e7\u0131ya diyoruz ki, ser\u00e7eysen ser\u00e7eli\u011fini bil, sak\u0131n kuzgunlu\u011fa heves etme.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ku\u015f hallerinden de anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131, ku\u015f t\u00fcrleri \u00fczerine bilgisinin oldu\u011funu ge\u00e7mi\u015fte b\u00f6yle \u00f6rneklendiren Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli, deprem felaketini ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z g\u00fcnlerde de ayn\u0131 k\u00fcrs\u00fcden yine bir ku\u015f t\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc anarak yap\u0131yordu azar\u0131n\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Devletin yeti\u015fmedi\u011fi ne vard\u0131 da, Ahbap\u00e7\u0131lar ve babalac\u0131lar Akbaba gibi kanat \u00e7\u0131rpmaktad\u0131r.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n AKP iktidar\u0131n\u0131 verdi\u011fimiz bu \u00f6rneklerdeki ku\u015flarla desteklemesine Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin, se\u00e7im propaganda gezilerinde \u201cKeklik\u201d t\u00fcrk\u00fcleri okumas\u0131 da eklen-melidir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c\u0130ki keklik bir kayada \u00f6t\u00fcyor\u201d diyerek ba\u015flad\u0131\u011f\u0131 konu\u015fmalar, say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin bug\u00fcn hayretle kar\u015f\u0131lanan baraj ge\u00e7me ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 sa\u011flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc iki keklik-ten birinin Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli oldu\u011funu hemen anlayan se\u00e7menleri, ikinci kekli\u011fi de bilmi\u015flerdir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ger\u00e7i Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli, Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n hemen bilinmesi i\u00e7in t\u00fcrk\u00fc i\u00e7indeki ipucuna da \u00e7ok iyi vurgu yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r; AKP milletvekilleriyle kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lma riskini g\u00f6ze alarak: \u201cKunduras\u0131 boyal\u0131.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cS\u0130Z\u0130N D\u00dc\u015e\u00dcNCEN\u0130Z de KEMAL OLSUN\u201d \u201cMemura kira yard\u0131m\u0131 geliyor! Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131 \u201cBa\u015fkan\u201d s\u0131fat\u0131yla yazan ve b\u00f6yle yazmakla Amerikanvari bir hava verdi\u011fini (ama hamburgersiz) sanan \u201cSabah\u201d [Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1050,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-degmesin-yagli-boya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2043"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2044,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2043\/revisions\/2044"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1050"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\u201cPAT PAT KEMAL\u201d<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
KEKL\u0130KLER KINALI AYAKKABILAR BOYALI<\/h3>\n\n\n\n