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AKLINDAK\u0130 D\u00dc\u015eM\u00dc\u015e D\u0130L\u0130NE<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tek <\/a>TRT televizyonumuzun oldu\u011fu ve orada da mizah programlar\u0131n\u0131n yay\u0131mland\u0131\u011f\u0131 ge\u00e7en asr\u0131n g\u00fcnlerinden bir ske\u00e7 hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00fcjdat Gezen\u2019in oyununa, Halit K\u0131van\u00e7 destek veriyordu. Futbol d\u00fcnyam\u0131zda moda olan bir Yugoslav teknik direkt\u00f6r\u00fc canland\u0131ran M\u00fcjdat Gezen, di\u011fer sahnede terc\u00fcman\u0131 rol\u00fcndeydi. Yugoslavcaya benzeterek konu\u015fan teknik direkt\u00f6r\u00fcn ne dedi\u011fini, Halit K\u0131van\u00e7\u2019\u0131n ne dedi diye sordu\u011fu terc\u00fcman M\u00fcjdat Gezen \u015f\u00f6yle cevaplam\u0131\u015ft\u0131: Hoca, \u00e7ok kesin konu\u015ftu. \u0130ki tak\u0131mdan biri \u015fampiyon olacak dedi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeni ve bizim oldu\u011fu iktidarca iddia edilen ve hen\u00fcz ve h\u00e2l\u00e2 i\u00e7inde ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z y\u00fczy\u0131lda yok edilen mizah\u0131m\u0131z\u0131, Adalet Bakan\u0131 Say\u0131n Bekir Bozda\u011f\u2019\u0131n canland\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 okudu\u011fumda hat\u0131rlad\u0131m, yukar\u0131da anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131m olay\u0131. Aynen \u015funlar\u0131 s\u00f6ylemi\u015f Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f: \u201c14 May\u0131s\u2019\u0131n ak\u015fam\u0131 T\u00fcrkiye\u2019de iki foto\u011fraftan biriyle kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131l\u0131r. Ya \u015fampanya patlat\u0131p bunu sabaha kadar kutlayanlar olacak, ya da temiz aln\u0131n\u0131 \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr i\u00e7in secdeye koyup Rabbine hamdedenler olacak.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mukallit Yugoslav teknik direkt\u00f6r paralelinde s\u00f6ylersek, biz de Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f kesin konu\u015fmu\u015f diyebiliriz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

14 May\u0131s\u2019\u0131n ak\u015fam\u0131nda iki foto\u011fraf olacakm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eampanya patlat\u0131p sabaha kadar kutlayanlar… Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019a g\u00f6re birinci foto\u011fraf b\u00f6yle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eampanyan\u0131n ne oldu\u011fu ve onun patlat\u0131lmas\u0131 fiili, bu \u00fclkede ne kadar bilinir? \u00dclke insanlar\u0131n\u0131n t\u00fcm\u00fc \u00fcst\u00fcnden de\u011fil, sadece AKP\u2019li sayd\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 baz alarak soral\u0131m Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019a: Bug\u00fcne kadar demeyece\u011fiz, AKP\u2019li oldu\u011fun g\u00fcnden beri, nerelerde ve nas\u0131l kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131n, tan\u0131k oldun \u015fampanya patlatma eylemine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019\u0131n iddias\u0131n\u0131 canl\u0131 tutacak kayda de\u011fer insan say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n oldu\u011funu s\u00f6ylemek, hem bu \u00fclke insanlar\u0131n\u0131 tan\u0131mamakt\u0131r, hem de iftirad\u0131r. H\u00fck\u00fcmetin, \u015fampanya \u00fcretimini ve t\u00fcketimini takipten de sorumlu bakan\u0131ysa Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f, bu da a\u00e7\u0131klanmal\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u015eampanya patlat\u0131p sabaha kadar kutlayacaklar\u201ddan ka\u00e7 tanesini iktidara gelirken devralm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n\u0131z; 22 y\u0131ll\u0131k iktidar\u0131n\u0131zda say\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 ka\u00e7 kat\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131n\u0131z? Sorusuna da muhatapt\u0131r Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f. Bu da a\u00e7\u0131klanmal\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTemiz aln\u0131n\u0131 \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr i\u00e7in secdeye koyup Rabbine hamdedenler…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019\u0131n ikinci foto\u011fraf hayali de bu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan eline bir seccade al\u0131p, \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr namaz\u0131 vaaz\u0131 vermeseydi bir toplant\u0131da, Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f \u00c7anakkale \u015fiirinden \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131\u015f\u0131ml\u0131 b\u00f6yle bir c\u00fcmle kuramazd\u0131. Bu da bizim kanaatimizdir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 \u0130lk \u015f\u0131kta s\u00f6yledi\u011fimiz bu \u00fclkenin insanlar\u0131n\u0131 tan\u0131m\u0131yor iddiam\u0131z, burada da ge\u00e7erlidir. Zira bu \u00fclkenin insanlar\u0131, Rabbine hamdetmek i\u00e7in \u00f6zel g\u00fcn beklemez, g\u00fcnde be\u015f vakit secdeye kapan\u0131r ve hamdeder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019\u0131n, yanda\u015f medyas\u0131ndan desteksiz kalmas\u0131n\u0131 ve kendisinin bir yabanc\u0131 gazeteden \u201cWashington\u2019dan Berlin\u2019e\u201d haberini okuduktan sonra b\u00f6yle konu\u015ftum dedi\u011fi savunmas\u0131n\u0131 bo\u015f ge\u00e7erek, bu \u00fclkenin inanm\u0131\u015f insanlar\u0131n\u0131 \u00fczen savrulmu\u015flu\u011funa ve k\u00fclt\u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc hazmetmemi\u015fli\u011fine dikkatleri \u00e7ekmek istiyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Varl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f\u2019\u0131n abartt\u0131\u011f\u0131 kadar kabul etmesek de, \u015fampanya patlat\u0131c\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131, secdeye varan insanlardan \u00f6nce anmas\u0131n\u0131, duyurmas\u0131n\u0131, saymas\u0131n\u0131, ilan\u0131n\u0131 kabul etmiyor ve \u015fiddetle reddediyoruz!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AKP Bakan\u0131 Say\u0131n Bozda\u011f mizah yaparsa, b\u00f6yle yapar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

MEFTA OLMASINI \u0130STED\u0130KLER\u0130NDEN \u00d6\u011eREN\u0130YORLAR<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u0130zah m\u0131, itiraf m\u0131, m\u00fcjde mi, kabahat kimde mi?\u201d Ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 alt\u0131nda ge\u00e7en hafta birka\u00e7 c\u00fcmle yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k; say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n \u201cM\u00fclakat\u0131 kald\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m\u201d demesinin, yanda\u015f bas\u0131nda, gen\u00e7li\u011fe m\u00fcjde olarak sunulmas\u0131n\u0131 konu ederek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00fcjdeci gazetecilerden bir tanesi, \u00fc\u00e7y\u00fczaltm\u0131\u015fbe\u015f g\u00fcn \u00e7arp\u0131 yirmi iki senede, neden bir tek yaz\u0131 yazamad\u0131\/yazmad\u0131 kamuya m\u00fclakatlarla i\u015fe alma konusunda muhalif olarak? D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce \u00e7orakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 m\u0131yd\u0131 yazmama sebepleri, yoksa cesaret ad\u0131 verilen yeteneklerden mi nasipsizdiler? Raporlar\u0131 daha yaz\u0131lmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan biz de bilmiyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Muhalefetin, \u201cM\u00fclakatlar\u0131 kald\u0131raca\u011f\u0131z\u201d vaadiyle de \u00f6ne ge\u00e7mesi Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019a, b\u00f6yle paralel bir deme\u00e7 verdiriyorsa, yaz\u0131k de\u011fil mi onca dan\u0131\u015fmana \u00f6denen maa\u015flara, ikramiyelere, ikramlara. Ger\u00e7i konumuz, onlar de\u011fil, medya elemanlar\u0131yd\u0131 ama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6nce Say\u0131n K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019nun, sonra da Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n m\u00fclakatlar\u0131 kald\u0131rma vaadlerinden bir yaz\u0131 konusu \u00e7\u0131karsa \u00e7\u0131karsa Sabah\u00e7\u0131 <\/a>Engin Ard\u0131\u00e7 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r ve \u015f\u00f6yle yazar: \u201cBay Kemal\u2019in m\u00fclakatlar\u0131 kald\u0131rma vaadini kimden araklad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 b\u00f6ylece \u00f6\u011frendik.\u201d Gibi bir tez geli\u015fiyordu ki d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce d\u00fcnyamda, Sabah sitesinde yaz\u0131lar\u0131 yoktu. Rahats\u0131zland\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011frendik. Bu bahaneyle ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun dileklerimizi iletiyoruz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

22 y\u0131ld\u0131r s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fclen m\u00fclakatla i\u015fe alma icraatl\u0131 bir iktidar zaman\u0131nda, ma\u011fduriyetlerin, k\u0131y\u0131mlar\u0131n, vicdani de\u011ferlendirme eksikliklerinin konu edildi\u011fi anlat\u0131mlar yap\u0131lm\u0131yorsa, f\u0131kralar \u00fcretilmiyorsa, \u201cSokaklar ortadan kalkm\u0131yorsa\u201d,  o \u00fclkede ya\u015fayanlar\u0131n mizah damarlar\u0131 kurumu\u015f demektir. Ve se\u00e7im vakti de gelmi\u015f demektir. Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n da \u00f6\u011frenci oldu\u011fu ve bizim olmayan eski as\u0131rda ya\u015fanm\u0131\u015f  iki efsane  f\u0131kray\u0131 nakledelim; \u015fimdi s\u0131ras\u0131n\u0131 gelmi\u015f sayarak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mahal Erzurum \u015fehri. Zaman, merhum Demirel\u2019in MC h\u00fck\u00fcmetleri g\u00fcnleri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>Kars Kap\u0131s\u0131\u2019nda g\u00f6revlendirilen \u00e7ocuklar, m\u00fclakata tabi tutuyorlar gelenleri. Dur, s\u00f6yle, ge\u00e7 emirleri havadayken, vatansever bir yeni yetme seslenir karargah\u0131n\u0131n taraf\u0131na: \u201cBa\u015fkan\u0131m! \u0130slam\u2019\u0131n \u015fart\u0131 ka\u00e7 dedim, be\u015f dedi. \u015eimdi ben bunu ne yapay\u0131m?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130kinci f\u0131kram\u0131z\u0131n ise hi\u00e7 uydurulmu\u015f olma \u015fans\u0131 yok. Yaz\u0131l\u0131 imtihan da yapan bir kurumun m\u00fclakatlar\u0131nda ya\u015fand\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n hem \u015fahitleri vard\u0131, hem de o soru bilinmeliydi can\u0131m, savunmas\u0131ndakileri g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f, tan\u0131m\u0131\u015ft\u0131k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M\u00fclakat heyetinin, adaya, yaz\u0131l\u0131 imtihandan \u00e7ok y\u00fcksek puan alm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z, aferin gibi moral deste\u011finden sonra sorduklar\u0131 soru \u015fu: \u201c1917 tarihi size neyi, hangi olay\u0131 hat\u0131rlat\u0131yor? 1917 tarihini duydu\u011funuzda dilinizin ucuna gelen cevap nedir.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Herkesin bildi\u011fi 1917\u2019de <\/a>Rusya\u201dda kom\u00fcnist ihtilal olmu\u015ftur, cevab\u0131 de\u011fildir m\u00fclakat heyetinin istedi\u011fi. Aday, kom\u00fcnizm k\u00f6t\u00fc bir ideolojidir, \u00e7ok mazlumlar\u0131n kan\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6km\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr gibi c\u00fcmlelerle fikriyat\u0131n\u0131 belli etme imkan\u0131 bulmu\u015f \u015fansl\u0131lardan saysa da kendini, imtihan\u0131 kazanamaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sebebi her \u00f6\u011frenenin, aday gen\u00e7 kadar olmasa da hayret travmas\u0131 ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 cevap \u015fudur: 1917, Ba\u015fbu\u011f Say\u0131n Alparslan T\u00fcrke\u015f\u2019in do\u011fum tarihidir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

BA\u015eKASINI \u0130STEMEM BEN\u0130M G\u00d6Z\u00dcM SENDE<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Ara s\u0131ra arkada\u015flar\u0131m geliyor, yahut bulunduklar\u0131 yere \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131rlarsa ben gidiyorum. Arkada\u015flar\u0131m… Gen\u00e7lik g\u00fcnlerimizden kalan; mitinglerde ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z, okul yollar\u0131nda ve camii avlular\u0131nda vurulanlar\u0131m\u0131za a\u011flad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z arkada\u015flar\u0131m. Allah hepsine sa\u011fl\u0131k, s\u0131hhat versin, dualar\u0131n\u0131 etti\u011fimiz ve fakat son y\u0131llarda azalan arkada\u015flar\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan gibi adetleri, taneleri, t\u00fcrleri, miktarlar\u0131 diyemem ben onlardan bahsederken; start yerimiz bir olsa da.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Azalmak, Yahya Kemal m\u0131sra\u0131nda anlat\u0131lanla, (\u201c\u00d6lmek kaderde var, bize \u00fcrk\u00fcnt\u00fc vermiyor\u201d) ilgili de\u011fil. Hep sabit kalan siyasi adresime bak\u0131\u015flar\u0131 ve yorumlar\u0131d\u0131r t\u00fckeni\u015flerine h\u00fczn\u00fcm\u00fcn kayna\u011f\u0131. Art\u0131k ben de hayret etmiyorum, ya\u015f almalar\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6tesindeki de\u011fi\u015fmelerine, geli\u015fmelerine, geni\u015flemelerine, iyile\u015fmelerine, irile\u015fmelerine ve hatta uzaktan bak\u0131p g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fmelerine… H\u00e2l\u00e2 yaz\u0131yor musun, neler yaz\u0131yorsun sorular\u0131 ise, \u00e7oktan \u00f6nemsizle\u015fti benim i\u00e7in. Hi\u00e7bir \u015fey okumad\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 iktidara ayarland\u0131klar\u0131nda \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015ftim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sosyal medyada payla\u015f\u0131lan bir resim var. <\/a>Saadet PartisiGenel Merkezine as\u0131lm\u0131\u015f iki foto\u011fraf. Genel ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z Temel Karamollao\u011flu ve yan\u0131nda Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 aday\u0131m\u0131z <\/a>Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019nun ressam elinden yans\u0131yan emekleri. Resmin birini kald\u0131rma hileleri de de\u011fil itiraz noktam. Al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131klar\u0131 o y\u00f6ne kaym\u0131\u015f. Ara s\u0131ra arkada\u015flar\u0131m geliyor, dedim ya. \u0130\u015fte onlardan biri, yurdun k\u00fct\u00fcphanesinde, mescidinde, kantininde, koridorlar\u0131nda, sohbet odalar\u0131nda ayn\u0131 havay\u0131 soludu\u011fumuz ve her ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131ndan haberdar olup sevindi\u011fim bir arkada\u015f\u0131m geldi ve dedi ki: Partinizin binas\u0131na Kemal K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019nun resminin as\u0131lmas\u0131ndan rahats\u0131z olmuyor musun?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Partinizin derken, ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 kibir y\u00fck\u00fcn\u00fc farkettirmesini, durdu\u011fu ve bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 yeri sorgulamam, zaman kayb\u0131 olur. Kendini hep hakl\u0131 sayan bir insan\u0131, o kadar y\u0131ll\u0131k bir ge\u00e7mi\u015fimize ra\u011fmen iknaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fman\u0131n zorlu\u011funu da bilirim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Caddelerin kenarlar\u0131ndaki bilboardlara yirmi iki y\u0131l\u0131n her g\u00fcn\u00fc yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lan ve say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n \u00fclkemizin n\u00fcfusundan fazla oldu\u011funu sand\u0131\u011f\u0131m Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan resimlerinden; bakabildi\u011fin TV zamanlar\u0131n\u0131n en az bir saatini g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fc ve konu\u015fmalar\u0131yla i\u015fgal etmesinden hi\u00e7 rahats\u0131z olmad\u0131n da, bizim ast\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z ve kendimizi do\u011frudan anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bir resimden mi i\u015fkillendin, psikolojin bozuldu? Bir o resim mi kald\u0131 haf\u0131zanda?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beni dinlemeye dursayd\u0131, kendine dinleme f\u0131rsat\u0131 verseydi, bunlar\u0131 diyecek ve doktor arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131zla g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmesini tavsiye edecektim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zaman b\u00f6yle ge\u00e7iyor 14 May\u0131s yakla\u015f\u0131rken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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