H\u00e2l\u00e2 sosyal medya kanallar\u0131nda g\u00f6sterilen bir videoya g\u00f6re haz\u0131rlam\u0131\u015flard\u0131r san\u0131yoruz, Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n TOGG s\u00fcr\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fc, saray\u0131n ileti\u015fim uzmanlar\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
FSM k\u00f6pr\u00fcs\u00fcnde araba kullan\u0131rken, yan\u0131ndaki e\u015fi Semra han\u0131ma icraatlar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6steren ve onun \u00f6vg\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc alan Turgut \u00d6zal\u2019\u0131n bir c\u00fcmlesiydi y\u0131llarca unutulmayan, tekrar edilen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Her taraf g\u00fczel, imar edilmi\u015f. Yollar, yap\u0131lar, \u015fehrin g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcs\u00fc de\u011fi\u015fmi\u015f. B\u00fct\u00fcn T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin her yerinde de\u011fi\u015fikli\u011fi g\u00f6r\u00fcyorsun. Gayet g\u00fczel. Allah raz\u0131 olsun yapanlardan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
-Hadi bir kaset koy da \u015f\u00f6yle bir ne\u015felenelim Semra Han\u0131m.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve biz de bu sayfada, mizah\u0131n serbest oldu\u011fu o y\u0131llarda Ahmet Muhip D\u0131ranas\u2019\u0131n bir \u015fiirinden nazire yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k o olaya: \u201cSen ne iyi bir kaset koyucumuzdun Semra han\u0131m abla!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merhum \u00d6zal ve Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n araba s\u00fcr\u00fc\u015flerindeki en belirgin ortak nokta, m\u00fczik istenmesidir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Turgut \u00d6zal\u2013Semra han\u0131m diyaloglar\u0131nda bir \u00e7e\u015fit \u201c\u0130craat\u0131n \u0130\u00e7inden\u201de ta\u015f\u0131nan insanlara, iktidar\u0131n ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131 anlat\u0131l\u0131rken, Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2013Emine han\u0131m konu\u015fmalar\u0131nda, \u015fa\u015f\u0131rtmayan bir \u201cBen\u201d vurgulamas\u0131 var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cKaptan benim \u2013 Araba benim!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ve son s\u00f6z yine Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n: Direksiyonda ben var\u0131m; \u00f6yleyse \u00f6nemli olan benim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mizah\u0131n serbest oldu\u011fu o y\u0131llarda, demi\u015ftik, \u00e7ok yaz\u0131ld\u0131, \u00e7izildi o Turgut \u00d6zal\u2013Semra han\u0131m g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcs\u00fc \u00fczerine. \u00c7evre \u00fczerinden icraatlar\u0131n \u00f6v\u00fclmesine, yapanlardan Allah raz\u0131 olsun, gibi bir de dua eklemek isteyince Semra han\u0131m, merhum \u00d6zal\u2019\u0131n \u201claiklik\u201d hassasiyeti devreye girmi\u015f ve o \u00fcnl\u00fc kli\u015fe c\u00fcmle \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131 a\u011fz\u0131ndan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u015euraya bir kaset koy, ne\u015femizi bulal\u0131m.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bu videoyu bug\u00fcn seyreden ve daha sonraki y\u0131llarda g\u00f6renler, olaya konu olan otomobil teknolojisi hakk\u0131nda da bilgi sahibi olacaklard\u0131r. Kaset zamanlar\u0131ym\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n TOGG s\u00fcr\u00fc\u015f\u00fc videosunda ge\u00e7en \u201cm\u00fczik\u201dte ise bir belirsizlik, bir i\u011fretilik var. 22 iktidar y\u0131l\u0131n\u0131n sanat ve edebiyat\u0131ndaki fakirlik aynen yans\u0131m\u0131\u015f dememiz, bu m\u00fcbarek g\u00fcnlere yak\u0131\u015fan bir tesbittir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
GEL\u0130R ARTMAZSA PART\u0130LER ARTAR GEL\u0130R<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mizah\u0131n serbest oldu\u011fu araba kullanan \u00d6zal ve kaset koyan Semra han\u0131m g\u00fcnlerinden, ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z g\u00fcnlere gelelim ve mizah\u0131n art\u0131k kimler taraf\u0131ndan, nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131yor oldu\u011funa bir g\u00f6sterelim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOtuz alt\u0131 parti… Hay\u0131rl\u0131 olsun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Otuz alt\u0131s\u0131 girecek, biri kazanacak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Otuz be\u015fini ciddiye alan yok.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Sabah Gazetesi \u2013 Engin Ard\u0131\u00e7 \u2013 G\u00fcl\u00fcn\u00e7l\u00fc Komedya \u2013 13 Mart 2023)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/a>Y\u00fcksek Se\u00e7im Kurulu\u2019nun 14 May\u0131s 2023 se\u00e7imine kat\u0131labilecek 36 parti say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131 \u00fczerine, kalemine \u201ckomiklik\u201d g\u00f6revi veren Say\u0131n Ard\u0131\u00e7, yukar\u0131daki c\u00fcmlelerle ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f alay\u0131na, dalgas\u0131na, a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lamas\u0131na.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0130ktidar ittifak\u0131nda yeteri kadar parti varken, ki o bir eksiklikte Do\u011fu Perin\u00e7ek ile giderilmi\u015fti; siz kim oluyorsunuz da parti kuruyor ve se\u00e7imlere girmek istiyorsunuz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Say\u0131n Ard\u0131\u00e7, Anayasa\u2019n\u0131n kendilerine tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 hakk\u0131 kullanarak 36 partiyi kuran bu \u00fclke insanlar\u0131n\u0131, \u201cBunlar se\u00e7ime ger\u00e7ekten giriyorlar m\u0131? Girseler binde ka\u00e7 oy al\u0131yorlar? Girmeleri ne i\u015fe yar\u0131yor?\u201d m\u00fcstehzi ifadeleriyle d\u0131\u015flarken, kopar\u0131p atarken, elbette g\u00f6zetti\u011fi bir hedefi var; a\u011f\u0131z birli\u011fi etti\u011fi bir Cumhur \u0130ttifak\u0131 var.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cT\u00fcrkiye\u2019ye d\u00f6n\u00fcyorum. Bir parti kuraca\u011f\u0131m ve iktidar olaca\u011f\u0131m. Benimle \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmak isteyenler gelsin!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bu c\u00fcmleleri Turgut \u00d6zal\u2019\u0131n, ANAP\u2019\u0131 kurmadan \u00f6nceki son\u00a0<\/a>ABD\u00a0seyahatinden d\u00f6nerken, Arabistan\u2019da \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan ve yeri, makam\u0131, kariyeri olan 250 civar\u0131ndaki yeti\u015fmi\u015f insan\u0131m\u0131za s\u00f6yledi\u011fini dinlemi\u015ftim, o toplant\u0131da olan bir a\u011fabeyden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Neymi\u015f efendim? \u0130ktidara gelecek parti b\u00f6yle kurulurmu\u015f. Muhalefet yapmak i\u00e7in veya bir fikri, bir program\u0131 benimsetmek i\u00e7in parti kurulmaz m\u0131? Kurulursa, iktidar\u0131n Say\u0131n Ard\u0131\u00e7 yazar\u0131na da b\u00f6yle g\u00fcl\u00fcn\u00e7l\u00fc yazmalar d\u00fc\u015fer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bir \u00f6nceki b\u00f6l\u00fcmde \u00fczerinden 30 y\u0131l ge\u00e7mi\u015f bir olay\u0131, senaryolu benzeriyle mukayese ederken, daha sonraki y\u0131llarda g\u00f6recekler dedi\u011fimiz ve ucunu \u00e7\u0131k b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z gelecek ku\u015fak, burada, bir daha hayal edilsin isteriz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 14 May\u0131s 2023 se\u00e7imleri. \u0130ktidarda, 20 y\u0131ld\u0131r d\u00f6rt partili Cumhur \u0130ttifak\u0131 var. Se\u00e7ime de 36 parti giriyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ne d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr o g\u00fcn\u00fcn insanlar\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Babas\u0131na, sizin cep telefonunuz, bilgisayar\u0131n\u0131z yok muydu? Diye soran ve arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n, kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131n da olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenen bant karikat\u00fcr\u00fc \u00e7ocu\u011fun, hepiniz o kadar m\u0131 \u00e7ok fakirdiniz, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n benzeri ya\u015fanmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n\n\n\n 22 y\u0131ld\u0131r iktidarda olanlar, acaba milletin ihtiyac\u0131na neden cevap verememi\u015fler, isteklerini ni\u00e7in kar\u015f\u0131layamam\u0131\u015flar da, otuzdan fazla parti kurarak \u00e7are pe\u015fine d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f insanlar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cumhuriyetin en uzun 22 y\u0131l\u0131na h\u00fckmeden bir iktidara, otuzdan fazla partinin muhalefet etmesi ve o Cumhuriyet tarihinin en \u00e7ok partili se\u00e7imine gidiliyor olmas\u0131, bir ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131zl\u0131k g\u00f6stergesi olabilir ancak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yahut mizahi anlat\u0131m pe\u015findekilere, ciddiyetin say\u0131sal b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc ispatlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n K\u0130M B\u0130LECEK, K\u0130M\u0130N K\u0130M OLDU\u011eUNU<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gazetelerin bir g\u00fcn \u00f6nceki haberlerinde Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n \u015f\u00f6yle bir c\u00fcmlesi yer ald\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cUzun y\u0131llar ekonomi y\u00f6netimimizde yer alan\u00a0<\/a>Mehmet \u015eim\u015fek\u00a0karde\u015fimizin koordinasyonunda bir ekip, bu do\u011frultuda haz\u0131rl\u0131klar yap\u0131yor.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Aktif siyasete girmeyi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmedi\u011fini, bu a\u00e7\u0131klamadan sonra tekrarlayan Mehmet \u015eim\u015fek hakk\u0131nda, Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n ge\u00e7mi\u015fte anlatt\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 da ar\u015fivlerinden \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f gazeteler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 07.12.2019 tarihli Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n nutkunda Mehmet \u015eim\u015fek ad\u0131 bak\u0131n nas\u0131l ge\u00e7iyor: Say\u0131n Davuto\u011flu\u2019nu kastederek Say\u0131n Babacan\u2019\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 and\u0131ktan sonra diyor ki:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMehmet \u015eim\u015fek var. Hani bunlar d\u00fcr\u00fcstt\u00fc ya… D\u00fcr\u00fcstl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bunlar kimseye b\u0131rakm\u0131yordu. Ben bunu niye anlat\u0131yorum? Kimin ne oldu\u011funu yapt\u0131klar\u0131yla \u00f6\u011frenin diye. Bitmedi ve bunlar Halk Bankas\u0131n\u0131 da doland\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorlar.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n ad\u0131 ge\u00e7en siyasiler hakk\u0131ndaki bu iddialar\u0131na kat\u0131lmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bilinsin. Zira bug\u00fcn Mehmet \u015eim\u015fek\u2019e yap\u0131lan teklif de iddiam\u0131z\u0131 do\u011frular.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cBen bunu niye anlat\u0131yorum\u201d sorusunu dinleyicilerine y\u00f6nelten Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n, cevab\u0131d\u0131r bizim daha \u00e7ok dikkatimiz \u00e7eken nokta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cKimin ne oldu\u011funu yapt\u0131klar\u0131yla \u00f6\u011frenin diye.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bu vurguyu \u00e7ok \u00f6nemseyen Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n kendini hakl\u0131 bulmas\u0131 de\u011fil bizim \u00fczerinde duraca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z nokta. Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan, \u201cKim, nedir\u201d sorusunun ger\u00e7ekten bir cevab\u0131 olsun istiyor mu, alan\u0131d\u0131r, hacmidir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 25 Haziran 1993 tarihinde kurulan DYP\u2013SHP koalisyonunun Ba\u015fbakan\u0131 Say\u0131n Tansu \u00c7iller\u2019i, 27 Haziran 1993 tarihli gazetemizdeki \u201cDe\u011fmesin Ya\u011fl\u0131 Boya\u201d sayfam\u0131zda biz de \u015f\u00f6yle anlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131z.<\/p>\n\n\n\n O g\u00fcnler Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019\u0131n da Refah Partili oldu\u011fu g\u00fcnlerdi ve Refah Partisi\u2019nin iktidar\u0131na do\u011fru yol al\u0131n\u0131yordu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kimin, ne oldu\u011funu yapt\u0131klar\u0131yla anlatmalardan, al\u0131nan bir ders var m\u0131d\u0131r? Sorusuna hem cevap arans\u0131n, hem de okuyucular\u0131m\u0131z haf\u0131zalar\u0131n\u0131 tazelesinler istedik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n TANSU \u00c7\u0130LL\u0130 \u201cABLA\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Meclis \u2018keskin bir\u2019 yolsuzluk \u2018kokusuyla\u00a0<\/a>dolar,\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Kapan\u0131rd\u0131\u2019 hep benim halk\u0131ma \u2018kap\u0131lar.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n O kokain \u2018ruhu gibi bayg\u0131n\u2019 partiden<\/p>\n\n\n\n Kurultayda tek erkek \u2018bir sen kalm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n, sen;\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Amerika r\u00fcyas\u0131ndaki \u2018geni\u015f\u2019 karanl\u0131\u011fa \u2018g\u00fclen\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018G\u00f6zlerin,\u2019 iki anahtar\u0131n ve \u2018ak pak gerdan\u0131nla\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Ne\u2019 \u015firin ba\u015fkad\u0131n\u0131m\u0131zd\u0131n \u2018sen\u2019 Tansu \u00c7illi \u2018abla!..\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Partiniz kapal\u0131 \u2018kutu gibi k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir\u2019 partiydi,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Farmasonlarla balkonu \u2018\u00f6rt\u00fck bir\u2019 partiydi;<\/p>\n\n\n\n Koalisyonun \u2018batmas\u0131na yak\u0131n saatlerde,\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Y\u0131kan\u0131rd\u0131n\u2019\u00a0<\/a>Antalya\u2019daki \u2018kuytu bir\u2019 otelde;<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Yaz k\u0131\u015f\u2019 siyah bir \u015fapka \u2018pencerede;\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yolsuzluk dosyalar\u0131 \u2018a\u00e7ard\u0131 baharla\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Ne \u015firin\u2019 ba\u015fkad\u0131n\u0131m\u0131zdan \u2018sen\u2019 Tansu \u00c7illi \u2018abla!..\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018\u00d6nce\u2019 \u015fapgal\u0131 sonra donla dola\u015fan baban \u2018vard\u0131,\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n A\u011fz\u0131n Amerikans\u0131, boyun iki \u2018ba\u015fak kadard\u0131;\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018\u0130\u00e7ini g\u0131c\u0131klard\u0131 b\u00fct\u00fcn\u2019 yahyams\u0131 \u2018erkeklerin\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018\u00a0<\/a>Alt\u0131n\u2019 hisselerle \u2018dolu\u2019 bat\u0131k K\u0130T\u2019lerin,<\/p>\n\n\n\n Ya\u011fdanl\u0131k gazetecilerle dolard\u0131 \u2018k\u0131sa eteklerin;\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018A\u00e7\u0131k sa\u00e7\u0131k\u2019 yatard\u0131n gazetelerinde \u2018en fazla,\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Ne\u2019 \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ba\u015fkad\u0131n\u0131m\u0131zd\u0131n \u2018sen\u2019 Tansu \u00c7illi abla!..<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018G\u00f6n\u00fcl verdin derlerdi\u2019 \u015eapgal\u0131 babaya,<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018En sonunda varm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n bir\u2019 Erdal\u2019c\u0131ya<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018Bilmem, \u015fimdi h\u00e2l\u00e2 bu ilk\u2019 koalisyonda m\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u00c7eki\u00e7 G\u00fc\u00e7 koynunda, Amerika yolunda m\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u2018B\u0131rak\u2019 anahtarlar\u0131 benim fakirim aldans\u0131n;<\/p>\n\n\n\n Amerika\u2019da imzalanan \u2018\u015fey de\u011fi\u015fmez\u2019 oylamayla,<\/p>\n\n\n\n En Amerikanc\u0131 ba\u015fkad\u0131n\u0131m\u0131zd\u0131n sen Tansu \u00c7illi abla!..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" G\u00d6ZLERE S\u00dcRME M\u00dcZ\u0130KS\u0130Z S\u00dcRME \u2013 M\u00fczi\u011fi devreye sokamad\u0131k ya. \u2013 Tayyip bir dakika. Sen s\u00fcr. \u2013 Bir dakika han\u0131m ya. Ben kaptan\u0131m \u015fu anda. 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