{"id":1865,"date":"2022-05-14T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2022-05-14T11:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/?p=1865"},"modified":"2022-05-16T14:53:39","modified_gmt":"2022-05-16T11:53:39","slug":"haberler-cumhur-cephesinden-nefesinden-ve-kesesinden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/2022\/05\/14\/haberler-cumhur-cephesinden-nefesinden-ve-kesesinden\/","title":{"rendered":"Haberler Cumhur Cephesinden Nefesinden ve Kesesinden"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>YOKSA BABA DOSTU MU DELECEK POSTU<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ge\u00e7en hafta ucunu g\u00f6stererek yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bir konuyu, dallan\u0131p budaklanmas\u0131ndan dolay\u0131 ve mizahi duru\u015flar\u0131n bask\u0131lanmas\u0131na ald\u0131rmadan biraz daha yazmak istedik. Hem ortam \u201cDirekler aras\u0131\u201d m\u00fcsaitli\u011finde, hem de oyuncular\u0131 \u201cKomik-siyasi\u201d sayabiliriz; ekonominin dibe vurdu\u011funu ve param\u0131z\u0131n daha fazla de\u011fersiz olamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 akl\u0131m\u0131za getirmezsek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00d6nce Say\u0131n Soylu konu\u015fmu\u015ftu: \u201cHayvandan a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 biridir, adam yerine koymam. Soros \u00e7ocu\u011fudur, operasyon \u00e7ocu\u011fudur.\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.milligazete.com.tr\/haberleri\/istihbarat\" target=\"_blank\">\u0130stihbarat<\/a>\u00a0eleman\u0131 oldu\u011fu apa\u00e7\u0131k bellidir. Haysiyetsiz adam.\u201d<br>Sonra Say\u0131n\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.milligazete.com.tr\/haberleri\/umit-ozdag\" target=\"_blank\">\u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f<\/a>\u00a0cevap vermi\u015fti: \u201cS\u00fcleyman, zerre kadar erkeklik onurun varsa beni kap\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde bekle! Seni yar\u0131n \u0130\u00e7i\u015fleri Bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2019n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde bulaca\u011f\u0131m o\u011flum! Erkeksen orada bekle!\u201d<br>1999 se\u00e7imlerine \u201c\u00dcrkeklere de\u011fil erkeklere\u201d slogan\u0131n\u0131 seslendirerek kat\u0131lan\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.milligazete.com.tr\/haberleri\/mhp\" target=\"_blank\">MHP<\/a>\u2019nin Genel Ba\u015fkan\u0131 Say\u0131n Devlet Bah\u00e7eli, Cumhur \u0130ttifak\u0131n\u0131n orta\u011f\u0131 olarak Say\u0131n Soylu\u2019yu partisi AKP\u2019den \u00f6nce sahipleniyor.<br>\u201c\u0130\u00e7i\u015fleri Bakan\u0131m\u0131za sald\u0131rmak, itibars\u0131zla\u015ft\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmak su kat\u0131lmam\u0131\u015f edepsizliktir, hainlere yol a\u00e7an, yol g\u00f6steren densizlik ve terbiyesizliktir.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin en akt\u00fcel bu restinden al\u0131nmazken ve bana s\u00f6ylenmemi\u015ftir derken Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f, MHP i\u00e7inde oldu\u011fu A\u011fustos 2014\u2019te yay\u0131mlanm\u0131\u015f bir tweet d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcverdi haber sitelerine.<br>\u201cVaktiyle aday Erdo\u011fan\u2019a demedi\u011fini b\u0131rakmayan Genel Ba\u015fkan\u0131 oldu\u011fu partisini satan S\u00fcleyman; \u00e7aps\u0131z AKP\u2019nin soysuz s\u00f6zc\u00fcs\u00fc HADD\u0130N\u0130 B\u0130L&#8230;!\u201d<br>Elbette bu iki h\u00fccum ve savunma c\u00fcmleleri de\u011fildi; MHP\u2019nin Say\u0131n Soylu hakk\u0131nda kayda ald\u0131rd\u0131klar\u0131. \u201cSay\u0131n\u00a0<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/www.milligazete.com.tr\/haberleri\/suleyman-soylu\" target=\"_blank\">S\u00fcleyman Soylu<\/a>, soy ismi gibi soyludur\u201d c\u00fcmlesini de duymu\u015ftu insanlar birka\u00e7 hafta \u00f6nce Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli\u2019nin a\u011fz\u0131ndan.<br>\u0130\u015fte \u015fimdi bu noktada merhum Demirel\u2019i anmazsak olmaz. Gerdan\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131ra k\u0131ra, damardan dalard\u0131.<br>\u201cSay\u0131n Soylu\u2019nun ne oldu\u011funa Say\u0131n Bah\u00e7eli ve partisi MHP bir karar verse iyi olur. Binaenaleyh bir siyaset\u00e7iyi hem \u00f6yle, hem b\u00f6yle tan\u0131mak, fevkalade hatad\u0131r, yanl\u0131\u015ft\u0131r, ay\u0131pt\u0131r, g\u00fcnaht\u0131r.\u201d<br>Babam\u0131n ve annemin partisi dedi\u011fi ve fakat bug\u00fcn orada olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 MHP ile Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f uyu\u015fmazl\u0131\u011f\u0131na girmeden Say\u0131n Soylu\u2013Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f at\u0131\u015fmalar\u0131n\u0131n derinlerinden haber vermek i\u00e7in konuyu mecburen babalara getirece\u011fiz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00c7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 TV kanallar\u0131nda s\u00f6z\u00fc ikide bir 27 May\u0131s ihtilalcisi babas\u0131na getiren Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f, neden devlet terbiyesini ve e\u011fitimini ondan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 tekrarlamaktad\u0131r acaba? \u0130htilal yapmak ve on y\u0131ll\u0131k bir iktidar\u0131 devirip ba\u015fbakan ve bakanlar\u0131 asmak bir devlet gelene\u011fi olmayaca\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re&#8230;<br>Habert\u00fcrk\u2019ten tokatlar\u0131yla da \u00fcnlenen yazar Muharrem Sar\u0131kaya, Nisan 2020\u2019deki istifas\u0131n\u0131 \u201cOnur istifas\u0131\u201d diye etiketledi\u011fi Say\u0131n Soylu\u2019yu \u201c\u0130stifas\u0131n\u0131 geri \u00e7ekti\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131klamas\u0131 da istifas\u0131ndaki duru\u015fu kadar k\u0131ymetli\u201d c\u00fcmlesiyle tan\u0131mlad\u0131ktan sonra hemen yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir yaz\u0131da, dedesinin Hamidiye Z\u0131rhl\u0131s\u0131na binmesinden bahsetmi\u015f ve DYP\u2019nin GOP il\u00e7e ba\u015fkan\u0131 babas\u0131n\u0131n, \u201cSadece GOP il\u00e7e ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 de\u011fil, siyasal \u00f6\u011freti ve k\u00fclt\u00fcr gelene\u011fini de devretti\u201d\u011fini c\u00fcmle aleme ve Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019a ilan etmi\u015fti.<br>Lakin Say\u0131n Sar\u0131kaya\u2019n\u0131n \u201cSoylu Mersiyesi\u201dnde bir eksik bulmak yine Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019a d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc veya vazife olmu\u015ftu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Flash TV\u2019de r\u00f6portaj veriyor Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f: \u201cBak S\u00fcleyman, tekrar s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum. Sen Tansu \u00c7iller\u2019in etraf\u0131nda anneci\u011fim, anneci\u011fim diye dolan\u0131rken, ben akademisyen olarak&#8230;\u201d<br>Say\u0131n Sar\u0131kaya\u2019n\u0131n bu \u00c7iller-Soylu yak\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 yazmamas\u0131 veya medyan\u0131n haberle\u015ftirmeye de\u011fer bulmam\u0131\u015f olmas\u0131 m\u0131d\u0131r bilmeyiz, Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131 o programda \u201cAdam bu, elimizdeki mal bu\u201d tan\u0131mlar\u0131na cesaretlendiren.<br>Fakat konu\u015fmas\u0131 bu minvalde s\u00fcrerken Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n, AKP Genel Ba\u015fkan\u0131 ve Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131 Say\u0131n Erdo\u011fan\u2019a hitab\u0131 ise, \u201cBeni koru\u201d hissiyatl\u0131 idi. Hem de programc\u0131 U\u011furo\u011flu\u2019nun \u0131srarla \u2018\u2019m\u00fcteselsil kefil\u2019\u2019 vurgusuna ra\u011fmen.<br>\u201cSay\u0131n Erdo\u011fan bu adam\u0131 g\u00f6revden almal\u0131.\u201d<br>Say\u0131n Soylu\u2019ya, \u00e7ok TV kameras\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde \u201cO\u011flum\u201d diye hitap eden Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n Flash TV r\u00f6portaj\u0131nda \u201cS\u00fcleyman Karde\u015f\u201d demesi, Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019e de kimin galip gelece\u011fini g\u00f6stermi\u015f olmal\u0131 ki, hemen yana\u015f\u0131vermi\u015f sulu, sulu.<br>\u201c\u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f e\u011fitilmi\u015f biri. Bunu kendi anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00f6rnekle ortaya koyuyor. Bak\u0131n alg\u0131 nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r, insanlar nas\u0131l kand\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r, ger\u00e7ek olmayan bir konu ger\u00e7ekmi\u015f gibi insanlar nas\u0131l ikna edilir tek tek anlat\u0131yor.\u201d<br>\u0130ddial\u0131 kasetlerinden birini yay\u0131mlayarak bunlar\u0131 yazan Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019e de \u201cSitemkar\u0131m ben\u201d notalar\u0131yla cevab\u0131 var Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cRahmetli babam Cengiz a\u011fabeyi \u00e7ok severdi. Onun hat\u0131r\u0131na sana bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemedim \u015fimdiye de\u011fin. Bir daha su\u00e7a meyilli zekan ile benim kar\u015f\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131karsan seni peri\u015fan ederim Melih!\u201d<br>Cengiz G\u00f6k\u00e7ek, MHP Milletvekili ve Sa\u011fl\u0131k Bakan\u0131. Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019in de amcas\u0131. Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n, Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019in sayd\u0131rmalar\u0131na itiraz\u0131n\u0131n olmamas\u0131 ve baba dostumun hat\u0131r\u0131na sana bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemedim \u015fimdiye kadar itiraf\u0131, Ankara\u2019y\u0131 \u201cParsel parsel satan\u201d G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019i koruman\u0131n \u00f6tesinde, onaylamas\u0131n\u0131 da ispatlar. Ya da Say\u0131n \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n vatan sevgisinin boyutlar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6sterir.<br>Say\u0131n Soylu\u2019ya \u201cErkeksen kar\u015f\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131k\u201d diyen bir siyaset\u00e7i, Melih G\u00f6k\u00e7ek\u2019e de \u201cBenim kar\u015f\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131kma\u201d diyorsa, Cem Y\u0131lmaz\u2019\u0131n mizah tarihimize yazd\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131 esprisiyle s\u00f6ylersek, \u201cTamamen duygusal\u201d ili\u015fki d\u00fc\u015fer insanlar\u0131n ak\u0131llar\u0131na. Bu son not dahi, Say\u0131n K\u0131l\u0131\u00e7daro\u011flu\u2019nun \u201cKay\u0131k\u00e7\u0131 kavgas\u0131\u201d tespitindeki hadiselerin burada, b\u00f6yle yaz\u0131lmas\u0131n\u0131 gerektirirdi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>NE KADAR EKMEK VERD\u0130, NE KADAR<br>SU TAK\u0130PTEK\u0130LERE \u015eA\u015eTIK DO\u011eRUSU<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u015eahsiyet ve onurunu menfaatleri ile takas eden \u00e7ok adam tan\u0131d\u0131k. Ama bizim mahallemizin suyunu ve ekme\u011fini yiyip de kar\u015f\u0131 mahalledeki arkada\u015flar\u0131n kuca\u011f\u0131na oturana da \u015fahit olduk. \u00c7ok kahredici bir tablo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mill\u00ee Gazete\u2019mizin sitesinde yay\u0131mlanm\u0131\u015f bir haberin \u00f6zne c\u00fcmleleri bunlar. AKP iktidar\u0131n\u0131n s\u0131fatl\u0131 bir b\u00fcrokrat\u0131 atm\u0131\u015f bu tweeti. Kimli\u011fini yazmayaca\u011f\u0131m. Sorgulama sitelerinde arand\u0131\u011f\u0131nda \u201cFET\u00d6 \u00f6v\u00fcc\u00fc onlarca tweeti vard\u0131, sildi ve kendini aklanm\u0131\u015f sayd\u0131\u201d gibi klasik AKP\u2019li tan\u0131mlanmas\u0131ndan pay\u0131n\u0131 alanlardan imi\u015f.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130ddialar\u0131 ve \u00fcslubuydu bizim dikkatimizi \u00e7eken. Anlamaya ve yorumlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015faca\u011f\u0131z.<br>\u201c\u015eahsiyet ve onurunu menfaatleri ile takas eden \u00e7ok adam tan\u0131d\u0131k.\u201d<br>1989\u2019dan, bir bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n m\u00fcste\u015far yard\u0131mc\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131na atand\u0131\u011f\u0131 2016 y\u0131l\u0131na kadar vilayetinde resmi g\u00f6revler ifa eden bahse konu y\u00fcksek b\u00fcrokrat\u0131n, adam tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerlere ve y\u0131llara bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131zda \u201cNerde tan\u0131d\u0131n, nas\u0131l tan\u0131d\u0131n, ni\u00e7in tan\u0131d\u0131n?\u201d gibi sorular sormam\u0131z abesle i\u015ftigal olur.<br>\u00c7\u0131kar, yarar, ki\u015finin kendine istedi\u011fi fayda; iyi olanlara ula\u015ft\u0131ran \u015fey, zarar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131t\u0131 gibi izah\u0131 olan \u201cMenfaat\u201de olumsuzluk y\u00fckleyerek, \u015fahsiyet ve onuru teslim alacak g\u00fc\u00e7, eylem manas\u0131n\u0131 vermek ve g\u00f6zetildi\u011finde de \u201cTakas\u201d arac\u0131 saymak, \u00f6zge\u00e7mi\u015fine makamdan makama y\u00fckselmekle \u00f6\u011f\u00fcnmeyi yazm\u0131\u015f bir b\u00fcrokrat\u0131 bize nas\u0131l do\u011fru anlatacakt\u0131r?<br>\u201cAma bizim mahallemizin suyunu ve ekme\u011fini yiyip de&#8230;\u201d<br>Misafirine yahut \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan\u0131na, emek verenine b\u00f6yle bir hesapla\u015fmayla&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.milligazete.com.tr\/haberleri\/bakan\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">bakan<\/a>&nbsp;birini bilmek, tan\u0131mak insan\u0131m diyenin akl\u0131na, Yavuz gibi bir sultandan miras say\u0131lan \u201cGe\u00e7me namert k\u00f6pr\u00fcs\u00fcnden\u201d deyimini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr\u00fcrse yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131k nerededir?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hem bir iktidar i\u015fveren mi say\u0131l\u0131r, a\u011fa m\u0131 say\u0131l\u0131r?<br>\u201cKar\u015f\u0131 mahalledeki arkada\u015flar\u0131n kuca\u011f\u0131na oturana da \u015fahit olduk.\u201d<br>Yukar\u0131daki eksik c\u00fcmlesinin yar\u0131s\u0131 da bu kelimeler. Bu ne \u015fiddet, bu ne celal?<br>\u00d6mer Seyfettin\u2019in \u201cVer benim diyetimi!\u201d diyen kasap d\u00fckkan\u0131 sahibini kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda g\u00f6r\u00fcyor gibi olmaz m\u0131, bir iktidar\u0131n bir b\u00fcrokrat\u0131n\u0131n b\u00f6yle bir twitini okuyan insan?<br>Edebiyat\u0131m\u0131zda olmayan fakat avam\u0131n sokak lisan\u0131nda kullan\u0131lan \u201cKuca\u011fa oturmak\u201d istihzas\u0131n\u0131 kullanan ki\u015fiye \u015f\u00f6yle bir soruyu y\u00f6neltmek hakk\u0131m\u0131z olur san\u0131yoruz: Mahallenizde su ve ekmek yedirdiklerinizin, nerelerde oturmas\u0131n\u0131 istiyordunuz? Zira ikametgah ilm\u00fchaberi d\u00fczenlemek sizin i\u015finizdir biliriz.<br>\u201cKahredici tablo\u201d<br>Bu yazd\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z olmas\u0131n!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img onload=\"NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"238\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-1.jpeg 238w, https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/image-1-159x300.jpeg 159w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>YOKSA BABA DOSTU MU DELECEK POSTU Ge\u00e7en hafta ucunu g\u00f6stererek yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bir konuyu, dallan\u0131p budaklanmas\u0131ndan dolay\u0131 ve mizahi duru\u015flar\u0131n bask\u0131lanmas\u0131na ald\u0131rmadan biraz daha yazmak istedik. <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/2022\/05\/14\/haberler-cumhur-cephesinden-nefesinden-ve-kesesinden\/\" title=\"Haberler Cumhur Cephesinden Nefesinden ve Kesesinden\">[Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-degmesin-yagli-boya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1865"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1867,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1865\/revisions\/1867"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}