G\u00fczel T\u00fcrk\u00e7emizin g\u00fczel sorular\u0131ndand\u0131r. Kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z e\u015fe, dosta, arkada\u015fa, kom\u015fuya ve hatta a\u015fina oldu\u011fumuz herkese soruveririz: “Ne var, ne yok?”<\/p>\n
Arad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bir g\u00fczelliktir asl\u0131nda. Muhatab\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n dilinden d\u00f6k\u00fclecek g\u00fczel i\u015flerin, g\u00fczel duru\u015flar\u0131n haberini duymakt\u0131r murad\u0131m\u0131z; ne var, ne yok derken.<\/p>\n
Otuz ki\u015fi s\u0131\u011fd\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f minib\u00fcs ya\u011fmurdan \u0131slanm\u0131\u015f yolda takla at\u0131p ters d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnde televizyonlarda g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcler haz\u0131r: Yolcular\u0131n yar\u0131s\u0131 yaral\u0131 kurtuldu. Annenin feryad\u0131 y\u00fcrek da\u011flad\u0131.<\/p>\n
Kartel medyas\u0131na g\u00f6bek havas\u0131… Halk\u0131n\u0131 haberlendirmeyi de\u011fil, kendini haber m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcne be\u011fendirme tela\u015f\u0131ndaki acemi muhabir g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fclerinin e\u015fli\u011finde izledi\u011finiz haberlerden i\u00e7iniz s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r, daral\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z. Sanki her ak\u015fam \u00f6yle olmak \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fcze vazife.<\/p>\n
Haber saatlerinde televizyonunuzu kapatsan\u0131z ne olacak? Biraz sonra a\u00e7acaks\u0131n\u0131z; m\u00fcptelas\u0131 oldu\u011funuz \u015fizofrenik dizilerin her sahnesini ya\u015f\u0131yormu\u015fcas\u0131na seyretmek i\u00e7in.<\/p>\n
Kara \u00e7ocuk malikaneye giriyor. Kendisini kar\u015f\u0131layan ya\u015fl\u0131 hizmet\u00e7i kad\u0131n\u0131 iki el hareketiyle bo\u011farak etkisizle\u015ftiriyor. Ders bir: Bir ya\u015fl\u0131 kad\u0131n en kolay bu \u015fekilde \u00f6ld\u00fcr\u00fcl\u00fcr.<\/p>\n
Kara \u00e7ocuk malikanenin salonuna dal\u0131yor. Babaanne dedi\u011fi bir ba\u015fka ya\u015fl\u0131 kad\u0131n\u0131n elini aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u011flarken, ya\u015fl\u0131 kad\u0131n \u00e7ok korkmu\u015f rol\u00fcn\u00fc iyi oynamal\u0131. Olmam\u0131\u015fsa bu sahneyi bir daha \u00e7ekelim. Ders iki: Kad\u0131n ya\u015fl\u0131 da olsa eli ve aya\u011f\u0131 \u015fekilde g\u00f6sterildi\u011fi gibi ba\u011flanmal\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n
Kara \u00e7ocuk babaanne dedi\u011fi ya\u015fl\u0131 kad\u0131n\u0131n elini ve aya\u011f\u0131n\u0131 iyice ba\u011flad\u0131ktan sonra, yan\u0131nda getirdi\u011fi benzin bidonunu malikanenin her yerine bo\u015faltmal\u0131 ki, ders \u00fc\u00e7: Yang\u0131n b\u00f6yle \u00e7k\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r.<\/p>\n
Kartel medyas\u0131n\u0131n dizileri b\u00f6yle, istemeyen seyretmesin demek, T. \u00d6zal’\u0131n b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 mant\u0131kt\u0131r. Hem kartel medyas\u0131ndan ba\u015fkalar\u0131 ya\u015fat\u0131lm\u0131yorken…<\/p>\n
Ezilmi\u015f k\u00f6yl\u00fcm\u00fcz Haceli’yi daha da ezerek (Hanesine tecav\u00fcz edilerek) y\u0131lanlar\u0131n \u00f6c\u00fcn\u00fc alm\u0131\u015f k\u00f6y romanlar\u0131n\u0131n Anadolu’yla bir ilgilerinin olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlatmaya bir \u00f6m\u00fcr vermi\u015fken geldi\u011fimiz nokta \u015fu: Amerikal\u0131 g\u00f6z\u00fcyle Anadolu’daki Bozova’da cinayetler g\u0131rla gidiyor. Amerikal\u0131lar\u0131n Irak’ta yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7ok az!<\/p>\n
\u0130\u015fte bu noktada duydu\u011fum kendi d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcnlerini basan k\u00f6yl\u00fclerin k\u0131rkd\u00f6rt ki\u015fiyi \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fckleri haberini nereye koyaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmek i\u00e7in yorgun v\u00fccudumu kald\u0131r\u0131mlara atmak en iyisi. Hem kurtulmu\u015f olurum bir sonraki kartel dizisinin cinayetlerinden, hem de T. \u00d6zal’\u0131, G\u00fcniz Sokak’taki Demirel’i, biraz daha d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcr\u00fcm.<\/p>\n
Hayvanlar\u0131yla ve tarlas\u0131yla ancak me\u015fgul olabilen k\u00f6yl\u00fcm\u00fcn eline otomatik silahlar\u0131 veren T. \u00d6zal’\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum. Silahla oyna, nas\u0131l oynarsan oyna. Elinde silah varsa d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceler \u00f6ld\u00fcrmek \u00fczerine olmaz m\u0131? Olur, olur! T. \u00d6zal’\u0131n halefi Demirel de \u00f6yle demi\u015fti: “Devlet durup dururken cinayet i\u015flemez!” yani cinayet i\u015flemek normaldir. Binaenaleyh vatanda\u015f da bir sebep bulabilir. Ve kartel televizyonlar\u0131ndan fevkalade e\u011fitim alabilir.<\/p>\n
Biz bu g\u00fcnleri ya\u015f\u0131yoruz!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
G\u00fczel T\u00fcrk\u00e7emizin g\u00fczel sorular\u0131ndand\u0131r. Kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z e\u015fe, dosta, arkada\u015fa, kom\u015fuya ve hatta a\u015fina oldu\u011fumuz herkese soruveririz: “Ne var, ne yok?” Arad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bir g\u00fczelliktir asl\u0131nda. Muhatab\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n dilinden [Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku…]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eskimakale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/necatituncer.com\/wdp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}